“An alligator in Florida was photographed swimming with a football in its mouth. Turning now to sports news, Tom Brady is missing” -- NBC’s Michael Che ( “SNL,” NBC, 4/9).
“It’s baseball season. ... There’s something magical about L.A. baseball: the sun on your face, the smell of sushi” -- HBO’s Bill Maher ( “Real Time,” HBO, 4/8).
