"Just shooting an imaginary bow and arrow? I don’t think you’re trying to take nobody out in the sixth row or something" -- Redskins CB Josh Norman , on not being able to perform his favorite celebration despite the NFL relaxing its rules this season ( WASHINGTON TIMES, 8/8 ).
"I don't think Cris has anything to do with the decision" -- NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell , on Pro Football HOFer Cris Carter saying that Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott will be suspended four to six games for violating the league's personal conduct policy ( Bergen RECORD, 8/8 ).
"Someday there will be a district attorney who will prosecute for child abuse (on the football field), and it will succeed. It is the definition of child abuse" -- Dr. Bennet Omalu , on the impact of concussions in football ( N.Y. POST, 8/8 ).
"As far as any chance of anything, I do know, it’s a done deal. We’re finished. It’s beyond the point of (no) return because we have our schedule" -- Senators Owner Eugene Melnyk , on there being no chance of NHL players participating in the '18 PyeongChang Games ( OTTAWA CITIZEN, 8/8 ).
“ Donald Trump is on a 17-day vacation at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. He's there to relax after months of grueling golf at Mar-a-Lago” -- CBS’ Stephen Colbert ( “The Late Show,” CBS, 8/7 ).
